Monday, February 2, 2009

Groundhog's Day

The word is that the groundhog saw his shadow, which means 6 more weeks of winter. If only! Whether or not the groundhog sees his (or her?) shadow, we will still have 8 more weeks of winter--and probably 12 more! The hell with that groundhog. And, by the way, I prefer calling him (or her) a woodchuck, a word thought to have American-Indian roots. Or maybe whistle pig.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hunh?

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